Last Night John Barnes Came to Me in a Dream

Last night John Barnes came to me in a dream
He put a penalty past Robert Green
And then he asked me to play for his team
Last night John Barnes came to me in a dream

Last night Prince Charles came to me in a dream
He said "Frightfully charming to meet you old bean,
I'm going hunting, my prey is the Queen"
Last night Prince Charles came to me in a dream

Last night Saddam came to me in a dream
He said "I am sorry for my evil regime"
But I kicked his nuts, no forgive or redeem
Last night Saddam came to me in a dream

Michael J. Fox came to me in a dream
dressed like the 80s and still in his teens
I said "I hold you in the highest esteem"
Michael J. Fox came to me in a dream

Last night John Hughes came to me in a dream
Holding a bag full of Micro Machines
He said "You know what to do with these"
Last night John Hughes came to me in a dream

Last night a man came to me in a dream
He said "God creates but does not intervene
My name is Albert, I'm more than I seem"
Last night a man came to me in a dream

Last night a fish came to me in a dream
bouncing around on a blue trampoline
He said "I was sick of just swimming upstream"
Last night a fish came to me in a dream

But all these people know
That I don't want to go
From one to the other
And all these people know
That you'll put on a show
And next it's your mother

Last night your mum came to me in a dream
She said "I'm worried my child is becoming obscene,
Please won't you do something to keep his mouth clean"
Last night your mum came to me in a dream

Last night John Barnes came to me in a dream
Wearing a shirt that said "10 - Goal Machine"
Then he did a rap that was fucking supreme
Last night John Barnes came to me in a dream